99 Ways to Fix a Broken Heart, by Cupid and the Stupids

99 Ways to Fix a Broken Heart

by Cupid and the Stupids

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mikey makes me cry every time <3 Favorite track: Paris and Jimmy.

dickcircus WOW!! never knew I needed this.. :3

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	1.	Baby Baby Baby Baby 02:25
	2.	Burn the Mattress 03:23
	3.	Can't Stop Loving You 02:55
	4.	Heartbreak Motel 01:32
	5.	Convertible Car 02:33
	6.	I Just Want You 02:47
	7.	Yellow Guitar 02:33
	8.	What a Way to Die 03:20
	9.	Low Rider 01:02
	10.	Love is a Rose 01:05
	11.	I Wonder 01:36
	12.	Railroad Station 02:52
	13.	Can't Stand the Pain 03:01
	14.	Paris and Jimmy 05:00

about

Cupid and the Stupids (also known as C.A.T.S.) are the best seven-piece, broadway-punk rock ‘n’ roll, cute-core Australian Love band in the world.

99 Ways to Fix a Broken Heart was recorded over three days straight to 4 track in a shed next to the river in Grafton NSW, AUS. If you listen closely you can hear a constant background hiss across all the recordings; some hear a noisy tape, others the romantic sound of rain bouncing off a tin roof and a river quietly passing by. The album was inspired by playing live shows, emotion, Suzi Quatro and Del Shannon. It is said we are born with two of everything, two eyes, two ears, two legs, etc., but only one heart... Cupid and the Stupids can’t give you a second heart, but they can give you 99 ways to fix your broken one. xo

credits

released February 1, 2022

lil cherish & butterfly kisses - good singers
JuJu - tap dancer/sassy vocals
sweet Lou - drums/part time vocals
shade daddy - bass/loud vocal
jimmy volume - guitar/deep vocals
Paris – Guitar / shitty vocals.

All tracks were recorded and mixed by CATS, and most written by CATS, too.

Mastering by Mikey Young

Artwork by Jake Vincent

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